Only a SOUTHERNER...

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens,
turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the
general direction of "yonder."

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is
-- as in "Going to town, be back directly."

Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is
not a request for the white, granular sweet substance
that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the
table.

All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They
might not use the term, but they know the concept
well.

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best
gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is
a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold
potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real
crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!

Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference
between "right near" and "a right far piece." They
also know that "just down the road" can be
1 mile or 20.

Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the
difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po'
white trash.

No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with
the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a
turn.

A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun,
a verb, or an adverb.

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines.
We don't do "queues," we do "lines"; and when we're
"in line," we talk to everybody!

Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will
discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

Southerners never refer to one person as "ya'll."

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat
them.

Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon,
grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red
eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and
that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself
lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a
genuine Southerner!

Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet
milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots
of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened.

"Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

And a true Southerner knows you don't scream
obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on
the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart"
and go your own way.

To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by
your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of
sausage gravy and call me in the morning.

And to those of you who are still having a hard time
understanding all this Southern stuff, bless your
heart, I hear they are fixin' to have
classes on Southernness as a second language!

And for those that are not from the South but have
lived here for a long time, ya'll need a sign to hang
on ya'lls front porch that reads "I ain't from the
South but I got here as fast as I could."

Bless your heart, ya'll have a blessed day.

life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, laughter and pleasure, tear drops and pain, so when clouds hide the sun, and your skies are all grey remember i am only a phone call away!

*~*Be proud of how far you've come and have faith in how far you'll go*~*

** People don't change things..things change people**

>>Me -N- HeR aRe StUcK lIkE gLuWhEn wE wAlK bY ThE BoYs Go..
->> DaNg! ThErEs TwO?

  There are only three     things I want in a relationship              Eyes that wont cry          Lips that wont lie             and a love that wont die      

 Everyone is gonna hurt u sooner or later,u just have to decide whos worth going thru the pain..

tank tops flip flops
lemonade in the shade
blue skies hott guys
late night water fight
ice cream sweet dreams
bathing suits shootin hoops                                                                     party time schools out
 sleepin in sneakin out
summer 2004

its the days we're so crazy
people think we're high
the times we're so hyper
we laugh untill we cry
all the inside jokes -N-
the "remember whens"
these are the reasons
we will always be
[best friends]

I do it b/c I can
I do it b/c I want to
I do it b/c u said I couldn't!

            
      *:.a LiL bIt SwEeT.:*
      *:.a LiL bIt WiLd.:*
      *:.SoUl oF aN aNgEL.:*
      *:.HeArT oF a ChILd.:*

some people come into our lives and quickly go, while others stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never the same.

when the one u love becomes a memory,that memory becomes a treasure!

a true friends is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

REAL eyes
REALize
REAL lies!

[i] wanna b the girl u call [baby]
the girl u call ur [own]
the girl u [hold] in ur arms
and [fall] asleep w/ on the phone
the girl who makes
ur bad days[better]
and the girl that will make u say
my [life] has changed
since i met [her]..

if I aint got nothin nice to say, believe me imma say it anyway!

The distance between a problem and its solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. One who kneels before the Lord can stand up to anything.

cute enough to make ya look twice
sweet enough but not to nice
a little crazy but not to wild
the kinda girl that'll make ya smile!

Wanted by many                                                                                 Taken by none                                                                                   Lookin at some                                                                                   Waitin on one Your jealousy is my energy..ever wonder why im so freakin HyPeR ?!?!

Be more concerned about your character then your reputation..b/c your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you

if God brings u to it..He will bring u through it.. happy moments-praise God... difficult moments--seek God...quiet moments--worship God...painful moments--trust God....every moment--thank God !!!
 always put God first in ur life and he will NEVER lead u in the wrong direction.

its not the size of the dog..its the size of the fight in the dog

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching, and Laugh like no one's listening.

When you got a smile on your face & a twinkle in your eye
only your true friends know ur about to break down & cry

ThErEs aBsOlUtElY
][][ (())    ][_ ][ ][v][ ][ "]["

Why are u tryin so hard to fit in when u were born to stand out?

life isnt about how many breaths u take, but about how many moments that tak ur breath away

NoRtHeRn gUrLz R PrEtTy
BoStOn GuRLz R SmArT
BuT iT tAkEz A BaMa HoTTie
TO WiN A gUyZ hEaRt

i always knew that lookin back on the tears would make me laugh but i never knew that lookin back on the laughs would make me cry !

* Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life's too short to be anything but happy *
 
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.

you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you CAN'T pick your friend's nose can you?

True friends don't stand beside you when things get hard. They carry you because you no longer have the strength to go on and can no longer see the end of the tunnel.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget

Forget what you've ((-heard-))
((-recognize-)) what you see
I know you've heard ((-rumors-))
((-forget-)) them
Here's the ((-real-)) me...

I'll be there to say I care
I'll be there when theres time to spare
I'll be there when you need a friend
I'll be there till the end
I'll be there when you start to cry
I'll be there when we say goodbye

cute, sweet
crazii, blazin..
How can 2 gurls,
be so amazin?

If you love me
-sAy iT-
If you trust me
-dO iT-
If you want me
-sHoW iT-
If you need me
-pRoVe iT-

:I asked jesus "how much do you love 
   me?" He answered "This much!"
  Then he stretched out his arms and 
           died for me::

A PrOmiSe iS a PrOmIsE
      ThAtZ WhAt ThEy sAy
     WeLcOmE tO ReALiTy HuNnIe
     tHeYrE BrOkEn EvErYdAy

if you want a girl that you can play with- go find BARBIE

single ~n~ sexy
flirtin like crazii
messin around
aint nobody's babii

People say that dreams come true,
but have they informed you that nightmares do too

If you were put on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

*tOuGh PeOpLe aRe nOt bOrN tHeY aRe mAdE wHeN nO1 iS tHeRe fOr tHeM tO WiPe ThEiR tEaRs*

Its not about who knew you the longest, its about who came and never left your side

iLL RiSk eVeRyThInG i haVe. .
iLL FigHt TiLL I bLeEd
GiVe yOu mY LiFe . .
iF tHaTs WuT yOu nEEd

pEoPLe sAy tHaT riTe bEfOrE yOu diE uR LiFe fLaShEs bEfOrE uR eYeZ..mAkE iT wOrTh wAtChiN

LiFe TaKeS YoUr DrEaMz
-N- TuRnZ Em UpSiDe DoWn
fRiEnDz TaLk aBoUt YoU
WeN YoU AiNt aRoUnD
PpL MaKe PrOMiSeS
ThAt tHeY  DoNt intend to KeEp
iVe CoMe To ReaLiZe tHat
TaLk iS ChEaP!!

P.r.O.m.I.s.E.s. mEaN [EvErYtHiNg]
BuT ^AfTeR^ tHeYrE .B.R.o.K.e.N.
[SoRrY] mEaNs *n*O*t*H*i*N*

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tHe BeSt tHiNgS iN LyF aRe sUpPoSe 2 bE UnSeEn
tHaTs wHy wE cLoSe oUr EyEz wHeN wE
[[ * cRy KiSs & dReAm * ]]
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I lOvE tHe wHoLe
::bEiNg sInGlE::hAvInG fUn::tHiNg::
bUt tHeN aGaIn...
i wOuLdN't mInD tHa wHoLe
::HoLdInG hAnDs::hIs giRl::tHiNg::

.. iF U WaNt 2 sEe A rAiNbOw ..
.. U gOt 2 LiVe ThRu tHe rAiN ..
.. iF U WaNt 2 SeE tRu LuV ..
.. U qOt 2 bE AbLe 2 tAkE tHe pAiN ..

~*~*i kNoW yOu tHiNk yOu bRoKe mY hEaRt, bUt i kNeW yOuR gAmE fRoM tHe sTaRt..i SaW yOuR gAmE aNd pLaYeD iT tOo..sTuPiD pLaYa..tHe jOkEs oN yOu*~*

*We came together underneath the stars above, what started out as liking soon turned into love.I sensed a certain something, that in my heart was true, I knew I waited all my life to fall in love with you*

A best friend isn't some1 you tell your life to.. its someone who lived thru it with you

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