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Movie Quotes
| Peter: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.
 -Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman |
Uncle Ben: With great power, comes great responsibility.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman
Peter: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman
Spider-Man: Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman
Ring Announcer: What's your name kid? Peter: The Human Spider." Ring Announcer: That's it? The Human Spider? That's the best you've got? Peter: Yeah. Ring Announcer: Well that sucks.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman
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Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman |
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J. Jonah Jameson: Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it.
-Spider-Man (2002), Spiderman |
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Terminator 2
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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery |
Marty McFly: Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born.
-Back to the Future (1985), Back to the Future
Dr. Emmett Brown: The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.
-Back to the Future (1985), Back to the Future
Biff Tannen: So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here
-Back to the Future (1985), Back to the Future
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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
-Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber |
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Lloyd: Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
-Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber |
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Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right: senior citizens; although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!
-Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber |
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Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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Carter: Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!?
-Rush Hour (1998), Rush Hour |
Shrek 2 (2004)
Donkey: Just lie and say that you're wearing lady's underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, Ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
[silence]
Shrek: Are you wearing ladies underwear?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not
[nose extends]
Shrek: Yeah you are.
Pinocchio: No I'm not.
[nose extends]
Shrek: What kind are you wearing?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
Donkey: Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Pinata! Pinata!" What a pinata, anyway?
Memorable Quotes from
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?
William: It is strange to think, I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and the night. The hope that after your gone from my site, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.
Jocelyn: Do not shush me, and spare him. Be gone! Go!
[Keeping beat for a dance lesson]
Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.
[Wat punches him]
Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?
Roland: A girl!
Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?
William: If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.
Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your intrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
Chaucer: Very good.
William: Was she watching? Geoff.
Chaucer: What?
William: Did she see me?
Chaucer: Yes she saw you.
William: Did she see me take the hit?
Chaucer: Yes she saw you take the hit.
William: Well was she concerned?
Chaucer: It was painful, her eyes welled up it was awful.
Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.
Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.
Jocelyn: Call me a fox, Sir Hunter, for that is all I am to you
William: A fox? Well then a fox you shall be until I find your name, my foxy lady
Wat: You have been weighed
Roland: You have been measured
Kate: And you have absolutely...
Chaucer: Been found wanting.
William: Welcome to New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.
Kate: With hope, love should end with hope
Chaucer: I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day, you will be naked for eternity.
Memorable Quotes from
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
[Ace Ventura just got his car started]
Ace Ventura: It's ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE.
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.
[Ventura knocks on the door]
Woodstock: What's the password?
Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder.
Woodstock: Is that the red or the white?
Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.
[Door opens]
Ace Ventura: Yes.
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...
[coughs in Ace's face]
Mr. Shickadance: ... you owe me rent.
Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.
[shows him a flyer]
Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a ,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura: Fiber.
Memorable Quotes from
Bring It On (2000) Courtney: Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.
Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.
Sparky: Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go very high.
Courtney: Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!
Whitney: Don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Football Announcer: Our next defeat is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Big Red: You are all fine athletes, thanks in most part... to me.
Darcy: Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.
Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just sad. Cheering for them is just plain mean!
Isis: Hey! Enjoy the show?
Lava: Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?
Isis: You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals... bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better.
Torrance Shipman: Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry.
Isis: I never do.
Torrance Shipman: You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.
Courtney: This isn't about cheating. It's about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?
Torrance Shipman: Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The Toros sure are number one!
Torrance Shipman: Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy: What do you mean, like a football game?
Torrance Shipman: No, not a game, those are like practices for us.
Missy: See, I'm a hardcore gymnast. No way jumping up and down yelling "Go Team Go!" is gonna satisfy me.
Cliff: People cheer for cheerleaders?
The Toros Squad: I'm sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna touch my chest,/ I'm rockin', I smile,/ If anything I'm vile,/ I'm flyin', I jump,/ You can look but/ Don't you hump,/ Whoo/ I'm major, I roar,/ I swear I'm not a whore,/ We cheer and we lead,/ We act like we're on speed,/ You hate us 'cause we're beautiful,/ Well we don't like you either,/ We're cheerleaders,/ We are cheerleaders,/ Roll call/ I'm Big Red,/ W-W-W-W-Whitney,/ C-C-C-C-Courtney,/
[Roar]
The Toros Squad: / Dude this' Darcy,/ I'm big bad Carver,/ Yeah,/ And I'm Kasy... / I'm still Big Red,/ I sizzle, I scorch,/ But now I pass the torch,/ The ballots are in,/ And one girl had to win,/ She's perky, she's fun,/ And now she's number one,/ K-K-Kick it Torrance,/ T-T-T-Torrance,/ I'm strong and I'm loud,/ I'm gonna make you proud,/ I'm T-T-T-Torrance,/ Your captain Torrance,/ Let's go crowd/ We are the Toros,/ The Mighty Might Toros,/ We're about to win it/ Just because/
Torrance Shipman: Missy's the poo, Whitney. Take a big whiff.
Missy: [cheering] I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!
Darcy: What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean.
Darcy: Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.
Jan: SATs are over, Darcy.
Darcy: And you're still jealous of my score.
Memorable Quotes from
Bruce Almighty (2003) [repeated line]
Bruce: B-E-A-utiful.
Bruce: Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes
God: You can't kneel in the middle of a highway and live to tell about it.
Grace: Oh, God.
Bruce: You can call me Bruce.
Bruce: Feed the hungry, and give peace on all mankind. Is that good?
God: Yes... If you're Miss America.
Bruce: And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Grace: I've got a very rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Bruce: Well I'm IB positive. I be positive they aren't gettin near me with any needle.
Hood: You want me to apologize? Okay, man, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you'll get your sorry.
Bruce: Well, how ironic, cause that happens to be TODAY.
Bruce: Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
God: You have the ability to make people laugh. I know, I created you.
Bruce: Quit bragging.
God: Do you think people know what they want?
God: People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is that they have the power. You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle.
Announcer: Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.
Susan Ortega: Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter: And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit (choked off) (high pitched) D-bow d-bit d-bow (unintelligible chicken squawking) Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director: Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter: (clears throat) Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do the cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news (breaks wind) Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla (rapid unitelligible gibberish) Blabity blab bulla blah (explosive gibberish) (continues for 35 seconds) (vaguely Chinese) Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE (nervous laugh)
Bruce: Is it my hair? My teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the very bedrock of my LIFE ERODING? ERODING, EEEERODING.
[last "line" in the film]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"
[as Bruce arrives late to work]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "R EWE BLIND"
[after gang beats up Bruce]
Homeless Man: [holding up a sign] "LIFE IS JUST"
Bruce: God is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass. And I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather tear of my feelers and watch me squirm.
[After God finds the bead that Bruce had earlier threw in the lake]
Bruce: Holy sh... cow.
Memorable Quotes from
Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993) Elly May: I reckon why they got two sets of steps.
Jethro: That's easy! One's for going up, and the other's for going down!
Elly May: Oh.
[On the subject of California]
Elly May: I hear they got smog.
Granny: What's a smog?
[Pause]
Jethro: I reckon it's a small hog.
[The Clampetts were flipped off by an irate motorist]
Jed Clampett: Now why you suppose he's doing that?
Jethro: I reckon that's how people wave hello in Beverly Hills.
Milburn Drysdale: Son, I want you to close your eyes for a minute. Now, imagine I've taken away your allowance, your cellphone, your car and cut you out of my will. How do you see your future?
Morgan Drysdale: Flipping frozen cow parts at Burger King?
Milburn Drysdale: And people say you're stupid.
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Memorable Quotes from
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.
Baby: That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.
Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Baby: I carried a watermelon.
Johnny Castle: I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.
Johnny: Its not on the one its not the mambo its a feeling a heartbeat
Baby: Oh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. We're supposed to do the show in two days, you won't show me the lift, I'm not sure of the turns I'm doing all this to save your ass when what I really want to do is drop you on it
Memorable Quotes from
Big (1988)
Josh and Billy: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
Paul: That's not a sport.
Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.
Josh: What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat.
Paul: It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.
Josh: What about car racing?
Paul: Shut up, Baskin.
[Josh and Billy hand her Josh's pay check of .30]
Bank Teller: How would you like that?
Josh: [After he and Billy discuss it] Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
Memorable Quotes from
Barbershop (2002)
Dinka: I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!
Calvin: Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something?
Ray-Ray: No.
Calvin: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?
Eddie: There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his butt beat for being drunk in a Honda a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black butt down!
Jimmy: Eddie, not only is what you're saying not true, it is wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
Eddie: Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all.
Isaac: This is who I am. And whether you believe it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.
Boy: [to Jimmy] You cut a patch in my head!
Eddie: Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that movie? He look like a Dalmatian! That's one hundred an' two!
Jimmy: Let me tell you somethin'... you will *never* own a Black barbershop!
Isaac: I will if I want to.
Terri: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can own a Black barbershop...
Calvin: Wait a minute... "ribs better than Black people?"
Jimmy: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!
Dinka: Tony Roma is delicious! I don't see White or Black... I just see red sauce on everyt'ing!
J.D.: Hey, don't drop the soap!
Memorable Quotes from
Uptown Girls (2003)
Molly Gunn: We are going to sit in giant tea cups and spin around 'til we puke.
Lorraine Schleine: Are you on crack?
Ray: You're working for me.
Molly Gunn: That's it. I quit.
[Tries to slam the door]
Ray: Swinging door.
[swinging door hits Molly in the face]
Ray: Every story has an end. But in life, every ending is just a new beginning.
Ray: You can have your job back, you know.
Molly: I don't think so. You and I, we're gonna be friends.
Ray: Grown-ups never stay friends with kids.
Molly: I don't see any grown-ups around here.
Ray: I do.
Ray: Act your age, not your shoe size.
[first lines]
Ray: [narration] Some fairy tales are true, most of there stories we make up to help us deal with real life, it all depends on your point of view, but here are the facts... there was once a princess, who lived in a castle, high above the streets of an enchanted kingdom, the king and queen were long gone but they left her with a treasure, that she would stay a princess forever, on the eve of her 22nd birthday a great celebration was planned...
Molly Gunn: [holding up a ballet costume] So, what do ya think?
Huey: What is it?
Molly Gunn: It's a tutu, silly...
Huey: For what? A midget?
Molly Gunn: No, it's for a little girl named Ray. Her year-end recital is coming up and the costumes are so boring, so I'd thought I'd surprise with something spectacular...
Memorable Quotes from
Undercover Brother (2002)
Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.
Undercover Brother: Solid!
[After killing three bodyguards with his bare hands in a temper tantrum]
Lance: They shouldn't have called me a sissy.
[Stoned, walking into The Man's communications room]
Lance: This isn't Taco Bell! Oh, man...
Undercover Brother: [Whispering] I see white people.
[Knock on door]
Mr. Feather: Who's there?
Undercover Brother: Kung.
Mr. Feather: Kung who?
[Anton kicks down the door]
Undercover Brother: Kung Fu!
The Chief: Today is a great day for black people of all races.
Lance: I *feel* Black.
Conspiracy Brother: But you *look* white... don't touch me!
Undercover Brother: Are you telling me there really is a Man'?
Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!
Undercover Brother: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
Conspiracy Brother: Of course!
Undercover Brother: Then the entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
Conspiracy Brother: Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
Undercover Brother: Then O.J. really didn't do it?
[Everyone looks away and mumbles]
The Chief: I'm tired of you disrespecting me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your black-butt?
Undercover Brother: Because I... don't... work for you?
The Chief: SHUT UP! Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!
Conspiracy Brother: The computer, another idea stolen from the black man.
Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: is the police.
Undercover Brother: No.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow white athletes?
Undercover Brother: No!
White She-Devil: A cute butt.
Undercover Brother: NO!
Lance: Probable cause.
[To Undercover Brother]
Smart Brother: If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!
Conspiracy Brother: Atomic Core... let's see what this so-called button does... Oops! My bad!
The Man: Congratulations, Mr. Feather.
Mr. Feather: Thank you, Mister... The Man.
Memorable Quotes from
Father of the Bride Part II (1995)
George Banks: We could sell this house in a second. It's the Leave It to Beaver house everyone wants.
Nina Banks: Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. It's the 90s.
George Banks: Going to the movies will be economical: one child and two seniors.
Matty Banks: I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?
George Banks: Finally, someone who agrees with me.
Nina Banks: Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
Memorable Quotes from
Footloose (1984)
Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard: Where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a music group. How about The Police?
Willard: I seen them.
Ren: In concert?
Willard: No, behind you.
Ren: Hey Hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!
Memorable Quotes from
Mean Girls (2004)
Regina: So you've never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular!
Regina George: Who does she think she is? I like *invented* her!
[after meeting Cady]
Regina: You're really pretty!
Cady: Thanks.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're pretty?
Cady: Uh... I don't know
Regina: I love your skirt! Where'd you get it?
Girl: It's my mom's old skirt from the '80s.
Regina: Oh, vintage,so adorable
Girl: Thanks
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.
Cady: Half of the people in this room don't like me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed someone into a bus.
Regina: I know she's kind socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend.
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't ask people why they're white.
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am, actually. I'm failing everything.
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
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Beatles |
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A Hard Day's Night |
| Title: |
I'm Just Happy to Dance with You | |
Before this dance is through
I think I'll love you too
I'm so happy when you dance with me
I don't want or need to hold your hand
Well it's only try and understand
'cause there's really nothing I would rather do
'cause I'm happy just to dance with you
I don't need to kiss or hold you tight
I just want to dance with you all night
In this world there's nothing I would rather do
'cause I'm happy just to dance with you
Just to dance with you
It's everything I need
Before this dance is through
I think I'll love you too
I'm so happy when you dance with me
If somebody tries to take my place
Let's pretend we just can't see his face
In this world there's nothing I would rather do
'cause I'm happy just to dance with you
Just to dance with you
It's everything I need
Before this dance is through
I think I'll love you too
I'm so happy when you dance with me
If somebody tries to take my place
Let's pretend we just can't see his face
In this world there's nothing I would rather do
'cause I'm happy just to dance with you
Just to dance with you
It's everything I need
I discovered I'm in love with you
'cause I'm happy just to dance with you
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